excess of wine and exceedingly french cousins lead to a great time at family reunions. Also, cousin photographed with Roger Waters. Awesome.

wishing I was drinking.

testing my cell phone

yay

Followed by a Cracked.com writer. Not sure which one of my 7 tweets earned it for me, but I now I'm feelin' fancy!

i made this crap years ago, forgot about it, and apparently people randomly add me. About par imo