People lie.

I wrote this at the very beginning of 2019. It seems far more pertinent today than ever before.

when the great Monsters come out of the sea, will they eat you, or will they eat me?

Coyote said, “Grandfather, My left eye might you pluck? And this rope help me tie So that ‘neath this tree I’m stuck? “For wisdom I must have!” Grandfather Crow said, “Boy, You give me a task That I just might enjoy.”

I know you like the lighter cuts of regret, and I prefer the darker ones, and so, betwixt us, we’ll clean the platter.

I can already feel October in the air.

Dearest Halloween-lovers and assorted freaks, Why not join us this October for The Halloween Vendor & Oddities Market II at Blackthorne Resort in New York State's beautiful Catskills? Other than the fact that it would make you a villain, obvs. (Event photos: John Cristou)

My favorite cocktail isn't what I thought it was. My life is clearly too weird for words.

Easier to fight off a Dragon attack Than explain that my name's actually pronounced "Mack".

Just don't try to steal my +5 Vorpal Butter Knife.

I am grateful that I have never lived a boring life.

There is no darkness but ignorance; but that's plenty.

Oh, it gets weirder.

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I keep watching people get what they deserve, and it keeps being hilarious.

Fear is finite. Creation is infinite.

You know, I never thought the name "Jeff Mach" would be famous or infamous. I only thought it would be mine. And it's still strange that THAT'S where I was wrong.

We are such stuff as dreams are made of; mostly polyvinyl chloride.

When other people have been gaslighting you long enough, regular lighting looks strange in comparison.

Knowledge is power; but ignorance is a useful weapon if you don't like people. I like people. I don't like ignorance.