If marketing had a motto? "𝘐𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴.”

Good UX feels invisible. Bad UX makes you want to throw your phone.

𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆: 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺: 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘆𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀: 𝘞𝘦’𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.

Marketing: How do we build trust? Web design: Don’t use Comic Sans.

𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘱: If you confuse, you lose. Also works for dating, directions, and IKEA furniture.

90% of marketing is pretending you didn’t just change the CTA 14 times today.

A/B testing isn’t about being right. It’s about proving your coworker wrong with data.

“Let’s do something bold.” 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦.

Marketer: “It needs to emotionally resonate.” Also marketer: 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩-𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘥.

We don’t make websites. We make digital guilt trips for ignoring CTAs.

Love is temporary. Google Ads spend is forever.

Nothing says “we value your business” like a 9-field contact form and a CAPTCHA test from 2006.

If content is king, then marketers are court jesters fighting for clicks with memes and whitepapers.

Sometimes marketing feels like shouting “We’re different!” …in a room where everyone else is also shouting “We’re different!”

SEO is just Googling ‘SEO tips’ and hoping Google doesn’t know it’s you.

Analytics dashboards are just mood rings for marketers.