Can barely stand 6 hours with my teammates on Saturday let alone two weeks huddled together in a Thai cave

Andre Russell: - Hat trick - Dropped first ball - 13 x 6’s - 100 off 40 balls - 121* off 49 - Team wins. If only his team had lost it would have been the perfect game.

Glad the weather is getting warmer.. gives me something to talk about at my school reunion tonight

You shouldn’t be nervous this many times in a sport. Bowler runs in: you’re nervous. Standing in slips: nervous. Waiting to bat: nervous. Under a high ball: nervous. Tasting cordial ratios: nervous. Someone’s sister comes to the game: nervous. Showers: nervous.

Why does my golf swing feel so consistent and smooth when using an umbrella as a club but the exact opposite when using an actual club. Sure the same can be said for bedroom shadow batting with the cricket bat...

It’s something I’ve always felt anxious about, and last night, it finally happened. I got subjected to homophobia while simply doing my job. But if adversity’s taught me anything, it’s to always try and find light in the dark. 🌈

The fielding at extra cover at the start of this Midsomer Murders episode is more horrific than any crime on the show. How is there a single there...

Hope the bloke at the circus bar from 1.15am - 4.30am didn’t have any luck on the dance floor and just went home by himself when the lights came on. #covid

When someone watching the cricket asks "who's winning?"

Nice of Channel Nine to go all the way to Coles to get a birthday cake for Usman Khawaja #AUSvPAK

Does Australia's domestic one-day comp matter anymore? My first article in a while. Enjoy! realsport101.com/news/sports/cr… via RealSport101 🎮

4,97,4,64,145,0,4,74,97,13,79* = 581 runs @ 58.1. Khwaja last 11 Test innings. Dropped. For two Marshes. You deserve it, Australia.

The Plenty Valley CC inaugural BATLOW medalists for 2016/2017. On to finals now #batnation

Great work on the win Daniel Heatley! x.com/PVCCBats/statu…

.Plenty Valley CC move quickly to reappoint coach Matt Hewat in wake of heavy VSDCA GF defeat. READ I bit.ly/2nPPUFh

Best 3rd XI Player - William Tucknott Medal 1st S.Ajgaonkar Plenty Valley CC 2nd L.Broadway Williamstown CC 3rd L.Pickett Bayswater CC

"He looked at me so I thought he nominated as ruckman" - so good. x.com/AFL/status/863…

Congratulations Tane Cotter on his VSDCA 1st XI debut this weekend! #spintowin

How am I meant to tell my children that Glen McGrath caught this but I dropped this