Placing exactly my seed is the worst feeling in the world. Either let me buster out like an idiot or let me come first.

I played sick nasty out of my mind tonight. How many sets did i win? 0. I might be the best to ever do it.

I like Street Fighter 6 because it’s just like real life. The most sauceless, donkey-brained characters are the ones who succeed, while im here stuck being hype, losing and being “investigated for tax fraud”.

I think maybe I need to find joy in being absolutely dogshit at Melee

I am the best player in BB. (That came 2nd the last two weeks in a row, lives in NSW and plays Peach)

The streets are saying 2nd Place is the new 1st