used to eat like 5/6 cups worth of cereal when i was younger like wtf

no one: my legs:

🃏 is you ok?

Dont get the pursuit of happiness confused with the chase of pleasure

If i have a son, ima name him Jackie

I —

Feels like propaganda

When you're too focused on trying to look like a good listener and realize you actually forgot to listen

"You're a retired whore...." First of all, who told you I'm retired? Don't defame me like that. I'm still an active whore thank you very much! Retired?

cant believe this thing cheated on meg.

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

Earth signs pulling air/fire signs

Now wait a damn min!

It really be a fire or air sign for me every time

Idk I like it

I’ve gotta be more brave with my big naturals

When your favorite nigga get a nigga

Gentle reminder that you can be a virgin & have herpes ✨