"When Magic was taken to Sphen Magic immediately started singing with all of the penguins around him joining in the chorus" 😭 theguardian.com/world/article/…

Love that my (no longer with us) grandparents' old house still has the homemade "beware of the dog" sign on the milk bottle box for a dog that died almost 40 years ago and was the gentlest golden retriever in the world.

Beautiful. A hot sausage roll on a nice day in the centre of toon ❤️ #greggs

Being a Brit with a Canadian partner opens you up for some weird encounters. We had some guy ask him if he was from the USA or Canada, and despite being told Canada he kept saying "You can't beat the USA" Mietek just ended it with 'Yes, you can".

Kinda feel like if you're shocked at the Nickocado "omg he was the puppet master all along" thing you weren't actually paying attention. Hell I wasn't even following the guy and it's about as surprising as the sky being blue (sometimes, I live in the UK). Cool, I guess 🤷‍♂️

Waking up to presidential debate memes is a wonderful gift on this chilly morn.

Always a fun Tuesday when a patient tells you to drop dead. One day, but the new GTA isn't out yet so not yet.

The best Metro seat is the back one :D

Mandatory e-learning got me like

Heading into work like HOWDY Y'ALL

My Canadian is always going on about Red Rose tea and the collectibles and I'm thinking why can't Yorkshire Tea do the same? We could have animals of Britain like badgers, weasels, squirrels and next door's cat that comes over to pee in your flowerbeds.

Hey Google can we keep the Halloween theme for our doorbells all year?

“I’ll leave when the cat gets up” x.com/NoCatsNoLife_m…

Autumn is officially here! Happy low rail adhesion season to all who celebrate 🤗

Do read this message below

Earlier this morning Janey passed away in her sleep. Her family were with her. The love and support from all her friends and fans during this cancer journey brought her enormous joy. It has also been a huge comfort to us, her family and close friends, thank you.

GNU Janey Godley. Mind how you go.

In the same way we look forward to root canal surgery.

A bit brew and a bit Lightroom before tea.

I'm off to Blue Sky, Elon and Trump can fuck off. bsky.app/profile/jennyf… #FuckTrump #FuckElon #FuckFascists