Third world war is slowly breaking out. I hope the war will follow the same map used by international artists who go on 'World tours' that does not include Africa.

We will never truly find anyone like jacob juma

The Everest season is underway!! There is a certain brave Kenyan, one Cheruiyot, who is enroute the mountain to attempt a summit of Mt. Everest WITHOUT the use of supplemental oxygen. This is a HUUUGE undertaking by any standards. A climb of a lifetime. Only 2% of all Everest…

Bouncers are so unrealistic Miaka 25 natoa wapi Saa sita usiku surely ?😭

'WAIT WAIT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING'

'EEEEWH BRUTHA..... EEEEWH... WHATS THAT BRUTHA?'

'IF YOU CONTINUE TO GIVE.... TEMPORARY SOLUTION....'

Please know if we out and I have this look on my face, I’m thinking of an excuse to go home. I just ain’t got the lie together yet

Haiya I thought we were all virgins?

Nature doesn’t care how many millions you bribed in order to build on riparian land.

Spent the entire day asleep and is paying the pricd

Slept all day but still feel like shit

This and marble races

Internal Security Min. Prof George Saitoti, his assistant Joshua Ojode feared dead in the helicopter crash.

God can watch you at your lowest and take you lower than that.

For the past 5 years yes

Kenyan Military Generals are more concerned with tenders than strategy. They buy used helicopters, AK47 and G3 instead of MI6 & new copters.

You know the way you say “I hope I don’t get a talkative Uber driver”?, for me it’s the opposite, my Uber drivers pray they don’t meet me because I never shut up.

Tiktok has me watching Wrestling again

Habesha coffee culture

My inner boarding school teen is screaming rn

Also, unlike here Dubai's electricity is not soluble in water.