Tom Delonge will return to blink-182 on this next EP! (see no one cares)

I've never heard anyone sing one of my songs before until KevinSmith did last night. Only like 1000 monthly listeners and one of them is my favorite filmmaker holy shit

What Transplants and major media consider as “L.A.”

Sometimes I really wanna die. Not now. But sometimes. Existence is hard.

I don’t want to make a freaking chapbook

I would really love to have an April when I *don't* think about this poem by Kevin Young, but I live in Michigan, so here's my yearly admiration.

So due to personal stuff, I crashed & burned with my #LentPoems, but here's a poem I'm thankful for by Gabrielle Carvocoressi (G. Calvocoressi). I feel this poem in my left ventricle when I read it. #PoetryMonth

Revisiting this little poem by Eileen Myles:

Milk. Milk. Lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.

Just to be clear, I’m so glad I’m not famous because my Twitter history is cancelable

It’s a shame that terrorist don’t get water boarded with liquid nacho cheese, because I feel like that would be a fast track to being American

I think the perfect version of Twitter would be just an application where I can write stuff and I never know how many people see it or how many people DM me or how many people respond. It’s verbal exhibitionism through a police mirror.

When the Dude Ranch money dries up

Annie Dillard has zero chill and I remain in awe

Rest in Peace

Up the punxsutawney phil

People out here trying to hack this account for my name. I got it early. and I will keep it. go away.

I'm back on X cuz I hear it's a cursed hellscape now. I'm getting out the marshmallows.