Sometimes I tell my children there is alcohol in my biscuits, so I don't have to share them.

I keep having this nagging feeling, that maybe there are people in the know and something really is going to happen on Monday. Maybe this is a watershed for the lizard people and they will reveal themselves? Is Jesus coming?

I feel like cloud providers are winning at PaaS. Is kubernetes just too ubiquitous to let them win? Am I betting on the wrong horse? Should I learn everything there is to know about K8s?

Listen to me talking as part of a great panel about platform engineering and productisation for the Evolution Exchange open.spotify.com/episode/4LU3Qh…

Listen to me talking as part of a great panel about platform engineering and productisation for the Evolution Exchange open.spotify.com/episode/4LU3Qh…

Write to your MP and to the minister in charge. Tell them you support the unions.

Up the union.

Escooters are the devil. Fuel for the libertarian dream that says only individuals of working age need to be catered in the mass market. They're ableist and alienating. Mass transport is the only correct answer.

My car broke down last year - the clutch gave out. I tried passing a law making it illegal for my car to stop working, tried suing it, tried arresting it and tried sacking it. Turned out that I needed to spend money maintaining and fixing it. Who knew...

The present and future of our economy is highly dependent on the quality of education. For workers raising children and for those children, collect taxes progressively and fuel the future. #TeacherStrike

I really think this. Tickets that contain spec are a great way never to document a spec. They contain so much knowledge, consume so much admin work, and are essentially disposable. I hate Agile ticket boards, I really hate them * and breath *

Devops Proverb (I think I might have made it up, but it seems like general wisdom to me): There is nothing more expensive than running free software.

I think if I had to I would describe myself as anything it would be a polycretin. Rubbish at everything and so I have a go at anything. Jack of all trades implies a trade and also a romance I definitely lack.

Now you have the data. Thousands of responses from a survey with dozens of questions. You worked hard to come up with questions that painted the picture you felt you needed to make the decision with the data you gathered. And now you've got it. Comprehensively. Qualitatively.

I just met John Harris while I was trapped at the exit gate of an NCP. I had a lot to say, but of course I stumbled over my words. I guess he's here because of the greens?

That is all #JDVance