You try anal sex with a woman one time and all you’ll want to do is fuck guys

I’m racist towards people that don’t eat ass

So much anticipation for the Toy Story Funday Football game! NFL and Disney+ you really outdid yourself with this one!

So excited for the pub drive tomorrow. It’s like a pub crawl but you drive from bar to bar. So excited to be with my best friends Mark (Fitzy) Fitzpatrick Lancelot Sparkle Stan Choppers Jeremy Long. Wish Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins could be there but he is busy being the best high school sports reporter in the US.

T minus 2 hours to the pub drive. Lancelot Sparkle Mark (Fitzy) Fitzpatrick Jeremy Long Stan Choppers we are in for the craziest day of our lives! SCOOP wish you could be there with us buddy!

Made it to our first stop of the pub drive Mr. Dooleys Boston Tavern. I ordered a delicious crisp ale, Lancelot Sparkle seems to be enjoying his margarita. Mark (Fitzy) Fitzpatrick Jeremy Long and @StanChoppersare all enjoying themselves. Let’s just say the vibes are on 😎. Wish you were here Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins!

On to bar number 2! Mark (Fitzy) Fitzpatrick just drove us to Snooker's Bar in Providence RI. Beer and pool bar with lots of ambiance. What a hoot!

For our next stop Stan Choppers drove us to Bobby Valentine's in Stamford CT. This is the best day of my life with my best friends in the world. It’s days like this I wish Mike Mikelson was still with us.

Bar number four folks! Lancelot Sparkle drove us all the way to McGillin's in Philadelphia. What an amazing city, I’ve been called three different homophobic slurs. Jeremy Long and Stan Choppers are chatting up some cuties at the bar, will keep you all posted.

And we have finally made it to bar number five! I made the drive to Shannon in Washington DC. Limiting myself to three drinks at this bar, I’m already starting to feel it lol. Mark (Fitzy) Fitzpatrick and I are on the prowl.

This is the best day of my life, miss you so much Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins

And we’ve made it to Atlanta for bar number 7. Jeremy Long is an absolute maniac behind the wheel. We are at @therighteousroom and having the time of our lives. I’m so fucking fucked up right now, not sure how I’ll make this drive to Tampa lol.

We mad to Jason Aldean's i Nashville. I fun, friends fun. Lance drive to Chicago so

Ishd kd kxoos kodh. Eidodn osos doldknn osodjb soskkk, sonde jeodnb dkdjnnnk sodb huxh.