this drunk-walking-home tweet just popped up in mems.
I’d gotten in a car for a lift home from a gig, got 10 mins down the road & remembered I’d just moved

Bluey theme.
Chants would be 👌🏽

1962 SF: Blues by two in front of a record crowd. Martin Cross the 20th man. The second time we beat the Dees in a final.

2023 SF: Blues by two in front of a record crowd. Ollie Hollands the sub. The third time we beat the Dees in a final.

Navy Blue history repeating. Wow.

We should do an audit of Carlton fans, and if you asked for Voss to be sacked earlier this year you don’t get to post about the prelim final.

CALLED IT

So TrackMyBrown PICKED MELBOURNE… baggers - we’re in for an all time Lid Blast

'Daddy what was the proudest moment of your life?'

'Well honey, let me tell you about the time we went to the stadium to watch a baseball game.'

2 of the top 5 missed finals...

(concept lifted from Jay Cuda)

#afl #AFL Finals #AFL #crows #Geelong

This would be really sweet, if you deleted the last 6 words of each paragraph.

Nick Duigan

Spending my 2nd Father’s Day the ‘2023 Alpha Male’ way: selling a dryer on Merketplace, sorting my brain & body meds, and using my new vaccum cleaner that costs about a weeks wage.

the only thing standing between us and [racial slurs] is regular tenancy inspections

So I won’t be attending BIGSOUND to moderate a panel on the challenges of regional touring bc ‘unfortunately flying me from regional NSW is out of the budget’. Hahaha I don’t doubt that it is, in fact I know that it is. But come on, that’s funny.

“Would Chris Cornell have passed away if they hadn’t made the third audioslave album?”

Steve Waugh

HOOK IT TO MY VEINS.