I love flying I just wish the bathrooms were a little smaller

I’m just sayin, I’ve never seen Kanye, Antonio Brown or Kyrie in the same room.

At least Ryan Gosling is up to the task

Buy local fuck Amazon

Fuck Elon Musk

The #⃣1⃣best finish of the year is.... Adam Frazier and George Kirby sealing an incredible 7- run comeback, to secure an ALDS trip for the Seattle Mariners!

I love Andrew Callaghan and his journalistic integrity for calling shit like it is

You know when your girlfriend says Germaine is the hot one and it makes you second guess how you look #flightoftheconcords

If Megan was a dirty bitch like me, I’d sample Tory Lanez daddy screaming to the media on my next song.

“free tory lanez” how about free urself from the shackles of having no bitches

Hey did you know accidentally staying in a sauna too long can give you diarrhea? Neither did I

Browsing the internet on the job > browsing the internet on your day off

Don’t enjoy the new digital clock by our front door because it reminds me I usually don’t walk outside until about 2:30

Put on breaking bad to show the parents. Forgot skyler jerks off walter for 3 minutes straight

If your cat has dandruff do you tell them or just let them live in blissful ignorance

Beautiful

When I’m sleepy and there are other people around I’ll think of a joke in my head and be mad no one laughs ✨Sea Salt✨ @Hibouband

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