It’s now 12 minutes since Melbourne Demons has won a final. #AFLFinals

Donald trump is president and we've won a bloody final. Is this real life? Melbourne Demons

I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

PRELIM 🔴🔵 Melbourne Demons

I was there July 30 2011. #REDblooded

Too good.

We shouldnt be surprised by the bushfires in Australia. Government-commissioned Garnaut Report of 2008: "This effect....should be directly observable by 2020" Worse to come without #ClimateAction Prof Michael E. Mann Dr. Steve Keen @GeraldKutney Svein Tveitdal courtofthegrandchildren.com

Hi AFL, How about some focus on climate change this year? A ‘Renewables Round’ could see night games powered by solar and batteries. Arsenal and Ajax already doing it. Power Vs Suns writes itself. ‘Regeneration Round’ could help bushfire impacted communities and landscapes

Panic buying loo roll. Ffs. Gammon as fuck. Absolute gammon. Fuckin grow up.

Please, please donate to help foodbank.org.au

The "masked singer cluster" means more than just the audience for once

Yessss Simon Whitlock! Absolute wizardry!

The WIZARRRRDDDDD 🧙‍♂️Simon Whitlock

Best of luck over the next fortnight Simon Whitlock wizardddddd! We are all rooting for ya! #180

I’ll just tip a little bit of maple syrup on these panca-

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BIG. MAX. GAWN.

Angus Brayshaw. Never forget.

Dennis Rodman was either drunk or on drugs (delusional) when he said I wanted to go to North Korea with him. Glad I fired him on Apprentice!

If the country of Georgia can almost get Zaza to the #NBA all-star game, surely Australia can get Ben Simmons across the line. Ben Simmons #NBAVote Smash that RT button, It'd be Un-Australian not to 🇦🇺🏀👊