Oh you love concerts? Which ones have you been to this year?

Just checked the Santa Tracker. He’s at her house. Right now. Fuck my life man. 💔

What’s joe bidens plan to stop these fake calls about my cars extended warranty?

Let’s Get #DOGE Back To $0.05 Retweet Retweet Retweet #DogecoinToTheMoon #Dogecoin 🌎🚀🌕

If die hard is a christmas movie then uncut gems is a passover movie.

every single day

doordashing condoms has got to be the most dehumanizing shit i have done in. a long time

you either die a barricader or live long enough to become the elder emo that stands in the back, beer in hand, silently asking yourself if you’re older than the band

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

“where was olivia rodrigo when I was 15” buddy u had my chemical romance

It is October of 2021 and I am still defending pop punk

wtf is a “career” ? I just want to hang out

Being the Elite YouTube Matt & Nick Jackson Kenny Omega Adam Cole @theAdamPage John Silver Alex Reynolds Classic Butch

“Have you heard of a band called The Story So Far?” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

I’ve got 99 problems and they all revolve around the fact I’ve had MCR tickets for two years

right now im playing a really crunchy show in a taco bell in boston. its been a really beautiful week here and im thankful for it. i ate a lot of spicy ice cream drumsticks and thought about extinct birds. now we are about to play Saturday. this tweet is probably going to bounce.

you know what time it is