What’s red and grey and sexy all over? Me, when not on Jared!

How about Hoover Vacuums? Cause the Hawks suck all the time.

Ever watch these prescription drug commercials and think, “I’m ugly enough to be in one of these!”. 🤔

I’ll be damn if I’m going to leave a tip at a coffee place where I have to add my own cream and sugar!

Why I love watching Stanley Cup games at the bar. Marchand scores and someone yells out : “Fuck you Florida fucks! Fuck around and find out !”. That’s some alliteration! 😜

Why does the rain tarp only cover the infield?🤔

What I hate the most about Texas is that they make me cheer for Oklahoma! 🤪

Do people buy radar detectors anymore? I just use Waze to tell me where the cops are hiding.

Lady at the supermarket lot gave me grief for not returning my shopping cart to the cart corral. That is someone’s job! It was literally my job as a kid. 😄

The “food network” should be called the “food wasting network”.

What happen to righties suddenly being against anti Semitism ?

You cowards blocked me !

You know this was in Medford right ?