THEY GAGGED SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

I’m bald.

Thinking about how many TikTok users weren’t even alive when Flappy Bird died.

Nature is healing.

Hoping Donald Glover is well.

🫠

Better Carl Frank

*plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not

I always “yes, and” the bots.

Nothing’s been the same since Snapple went plastic.

Why does John look like Chris Fleming.

Though visibly indistinguishable, I am unfazed by the sight of my own shit, but utterly horrified by the sight of others’.

Josh Brolin appreciation tweet.

Most people don’t know how to scoop ice cream properly. I know I don’t. Do you?

The Knicks are winning at basketball.

Something is amiss with ipad

ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”