Ideal dating profile: Extremely tall (Some estimates as high as 5'9" by my exaggeratory aunt) Published author (The book is about crack) Highly educated (B.A. in History, know lots about Hitler) Rich (Inherited set of vintage hot wheels. Priceless to right collector)

I'll be in LA for like 5 days if anyone wants an ex-skid row homeless junkie guy that wrote a funny/informative book about it to come on their podcast. Or we can just hang out. hit me up

Honored to go on Lil Stinkers and cover Austin’s Rainey Street Ripper, thanks boys. Check it out ⬇️ youtu.be/-2A2lwr8MPE?si…

At my alma mater on Skid Row w/Filthy Armenian

Has anyone read this yet? The chapter on kidnapping is.. WHAT

This barbershop’s at 184 Washington st in Dorchester, and was my grandfather’s auto body and auto parts shop up until the 1970s. My dad used to fix tools in the back as a side business when he was a teen. I was there 2 weeks ago. Rough neighborhood. RIP🙏❤️‍🩹

Unreal. Brother, how great is our God? youtu.be/ei0k8uPo5Go?si…

Praying to St. WarModies

We're passin' presidents, first lady's, and even Hillbilly Elegy on the memoirs list. Lets get it to the top 100 so I can prove to my publisher that comedy podcasts are more powerful than legacy media 🙏 amazon.com/Crooked-Smile-…

On the next Filthy Armenian Adventure

Please buy my book Crooked Smile so my publisher will push the audiobook through and you can hear me read stuff like this below. Also, if you’ve already purchased, please write a review on Amazon. Thamku❤️ a.co/d/9ZvarcP

In LA to do a couple podcasts, lemme know if you or anyone you know in LA wants to meet up and have me on their pod

Got a little over 100 pages left of Crooked Smile and I’ve cried twice