that doesn’t sound right

that probably feels so good for the baseball

i love him so much

each stop is one of the blacksites where she tortures the poets

Oh sick, I forgot I put $2 on “Drew Carey forcefemmed by concert visuals” on a gambling website and apparently now I’m up $600,000,000

Why would I possibly care about some guy scalping tickets to luxury boxes at the stadium? And in this analogy every seat is a luxury box. No poor people were denied their one chance at a three star meal here.

“His two bee hives deserted him” is an incredible sentence.

Encouraging sign these students are smart enough to ignore a reporter from IDF Jeff's The Atlantic

dogshit!

You can just transition, it’s fine.

thinking about all the people yesterday that were like “mind your own business and let the guy with a million traffic tickets keep driving dangerously without consequences”

aw is someone's shitty pop tart movie getting bad press/no attention at all

standing over mass grave boldly declaring myself to be the real victim here

You know what’s way more dystopian? Israeli drones playing sounds of screaming children to lure civilians out of buildings then shoot them.

Big things happening