I miss Kony 2012.

Everyone is saying two things over and over again about Luigi Mangione. 1) he’s a patsy 2) he’s hot I’m not buying either. I mean, I’m not gay, but I can still tell and if I had to Mangione isn’t dreamy enough. Still not gay.

Middle class people: We need to shut down the coal plants. Also middle class people: My house looks nice with this shit in it.

Skynetmaxxing

Can we have movies please that show women over 40 with wrinkles & foreheads that move? I miss seeing faces that show expression and emotion.

Just here to say it doesn’t take 20 days to form a habit. Fuck you x

This is your daily reminder that the top poll stoical podcast in Britain is run by two people (one a war criminal) who said Kamala would comfortably win the US election. That’s your go-to source of political information; deaf-eared, out of touch, ideological buffoons.

People at my work found my TikTok and saw I do stand up so great that’s now a thing.

Everything good and pure is right wing and dangerous according to the nu-left.

I feel it is a Christmas movie as it could have been set anytime, but it was set at Christmas. And he just wants to get home for Christmas. And people mention Christmas. In conclusion: Christmas.

Just learnt that WhatsApp has not 10, not 20, but... 150 designers. All working tirelessly to make sure the app looks exactly the same as it did in 2014.

Assad is a bloodthirsty murderer and a war criminal. A truly terrible man. But this whole scene doesn’t feel real. Perhaps it is real and I can’t comprehend such a scenario in real life. But it feels so fake. Would love to understand more about why. It’s weirding me out.

They hate you and they hate the general population. Environmentalism is mostly driven by misanthropy.

Not sure women understand how much men enjoy going to the local tip (aka the dump). We get to smash things up and hoy them into giant skips. Best day out.

I’ve said this for a while. The threat of Ai means everyone will crave authenticity and realness. Be unique and you as that’s the only thing they can’t replace.

Ok. Coming off this platform for a bit (anyone care?) cos it’s an addiction and I gotta chill out, bro.