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Worst performance from a Di Marco since Beppe decided to take on Grant Mitchell

Kylian Mbappe watching PSG piss the champions league after moving to Real Madrid with the sole purpose of winning it 10 months ago

Amazing what football can be achieved without a woke set piece goth.

Well, that’s the season over. No more football. No major tournament this summer either (Club WOKE Cup doesn’t count shut up) Usually in times like this we’d do a poll to fill the void, but we’ve done #Barclaysmen done #Gazpromsmen - there’s nothing left to decide. Or is there?

Yer Kloses yer Valderrama’s of this world

One last CULTRAS v @TOONPOLLS CLÁSICO FOR THE AGES you say? #Tournamentsmen

🚨THE WORLD CUP OF #Tournamentsmen IS GO 🎉 THE FIRST OF SEVERAL STAGGERED KICK OFFS BEGINS NOW - STAY TUNED 400 (maybe slightly more, lost count, worry about the maths later) 1 WINNER VOTE NOW. VOTE WISELY. VOTE BELOW ⬇️ CULTRAS x BLOKE SUMMER (The Fat Ronaldos) starts HERE:

YANITED fans hearing that after an excruciating #Banter Era - they’ll now be 🚀🚀 up the npG-npxG over-performers league table with their 2 new signings

+600 followers in 5 days & a viral clip on episode 1

Big win on away turf. And a compliment from John ‘in a hurry’ Currie on my EXCELLENT stance

Rough for Gordon when he has a stinker

Divorced Rangers Da’s objectifying their new manager’s wife:

“Why would anyone plow themselves thousands into an overdraft? Is it because most jobs pay slave wages that aren’t enough to enjoy life on these days? Why would you blow what little money you do have on pointless things like drinking, drugs & gambling?”

Fuck who gets custody of Joe Rogan

This is Molly Mae/Tommy for yer crypto fella

You gonna sit there & take that? Donald J. Trump Just saying, a real alpha male president would seize all of Elon Musk’s assets & send him to Supermax prison for sedition

Imagine how fucked your relationship must be if Kanye is the mediator

Imagine leaving this gaff for Bluesky or Threads.

Rallying cry to stand in front of cameras of comics racing to do an Elon Trump bit tomorrow. 🙏