RIP the 2023 butter cow 🧈🐄

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? 'Wasa - bi !'

I'm a melt

SPANS think your better off going twopinttommytown then lashville my friend #canthandleyadrink

@95CharlottePH I'm hoping so. Need it to go well. Err covered abit but big day needed to tomorrow

@95CharlottePH not really, done abit extra but just covered it roughly

They should do a lions equivalent of football where they select players from the BPL and go to Spain and shit. That would be #epic

Tottenham linked to Roma midfielder Pjanic bit.ly/17Avljc

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires.

Somewhere there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left.

Take a bow #luiz

Can already tell MOTD is guna be a cracker tonight #goalsgalore

Neymar is the Justin Bieber of football. Brilliant on the old You Tube. Cat piss in reality...

#factoftheday : the most attractive people have the most symmetrical faces. That's why us humans like symmetry