Arsenal No wonder we’re moving so fast in the transfer market this year. Trying to get everyone bound by a contract before they’re able to see this 😭😭😭😭

Forever in our hearts ❤️

Well, it happened. I accidentally pressed my joke Amazon dash button that orders a Kia Sorento.

Maxi Jazz R.I.P A poet, a gentleman and a true original who together with Faithless made a handful of tunes that define both club culture and a generation. In a hundred years time if someone asks what all the fuss was about in 1996, just play them Insomnia, job done…

Have you ever noticed that the save icon is a floppy disk, even though they became obsolete twenty years ago? That's called a "skeuomorph" - when something new takes on the appearance of what it replaced. And once you start to look, they're everywhere...

Classic Dermot #BBCRadio2

I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead. Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵

I’ve had. Enough.

Fantastic event yesterday in #batterseapark well done Enable Events Wandsworth #Wandsworth #Eurovision

This design is better than “𝕏”.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Anybody got an idea of what’s going on at #blackwalltunnel North tunnel? Standstill for close to an hour now….

#TRIPLIVE What are the safer odds, betting on the presidential race, or the next England manager? #Alistair & #Rory

If you want to know what a man’s groupchat is like, our mate has been in hospital with his mrs expecting a baby, has been replying to us to say he’ll be home tonight to play on PlayStation, and it took us asking if the baby was born for him to say, oh yeah at 1am this morning

Has nobody else spotted Kier Starmer moonlighting on stage with RAYE !?#Glastonbury #Raye #Glastonbury2025 #Kier

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I