Come and join Patrick Monahan tomorrow night previewing his brand new show #Goals at The Bocking Arts Theatre for Braintree Comedy Festival! Tickets online at GotTickets.com/TheBocking

.Braintree Comedy Club 10th birthday this Monday is anyone wanted to send a ‘Happy Birthday’ video message? Thanks for your support over the years! #Comedy #Braintree #Essex

The annual one tweet every two years… All the best!

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

Just seen Simon Amstell WIP show. Incredible. He's so talented & some of the material resonated with me so much. ❤️ to hear more about Peru

Two girls, looking over. They keep looking & one gets up, walks towards me... I smile. "Can we have your menu?" Oh for fuck sakes...

Talking to myself is deemed weird, although totally acceptable with headphones in... "It's the 1st sign of Madness" Nope, that's Suggs...

Just Seen someone that looks like that evil kid from Toy Story. I knew he would be a smoker. Am I using Twitter right? I don't know?

Got my first 5 star review! Thanks #Uber and a big shout out to Shahid. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #Comedy #EdFringe #EdFest2017

There are so many scams on the Internet now-a-days. Send me £19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

I never thought I’d be the kind of person who’d wake up early in the morning to exercise … And I was right.

Big thank you to James Beatty James Redmond Rory o Hanlon - Scott Capurro for joining us last night at @PicturedromeNN1 #thecomedycrate

What a night of comedy! Big thank you to James Beatty, Andrew Bird & Lauren Pattison for joining us for our 1st night at Charles Bradlaugh

Finally more woman want to have sex with me than Hugh Hefner.

DJing tonight until 3am at the new & refurbished Bull in #Braintree #WhatATimeToBeAlive #House&UrbanAnthems

#freshers and we return with 3 top comedians tonight!! Lloyd Griffith Stephen Bailey Elliot Steel & James Beatty hosting

Chris Rock last night with support from Jeff Ross, just another level of Stand Up Comedy. So so good. #Stavanger

The Comedy Crate is on 14th December at Charles Bradlaugh with Gary Delaney is writing the next tour, Ross Smith, @thebenbriggs and James Beatty Tickets: thecomedycrate.com/tickets-1/14th…

Massive thank you to the acts who joined us last night! @DarrenHarriott, Ash Frith, Rich Wilson and our headline act Paul Pirie who not only is a complete professional but an absolute gent. #thecomedycrate

What do you hear?! Yanny or Laurel