my sims greeting each other:

Maurice, setting unrealistic expectations for best friends since 2011

this is a very silly thing for Google to do androidpolice.com/google-pixel-8…

Me, fighting God: “I better not use any of my consumables yet there might be a bigger guy after this”

We've got a new logo over at Android Police androidpolice.com/new-android-po…

fuck it… challengers soundtrack at the club…

If you don't need to be working during #GoogleIO, play bingo instead!

rosalind’s a FUCKING NIGHTMAREEEE

My greatest fear? That the menswear guy finds a picture of me in a suit and for some reason decides to do a thread about it

me telling people they should rewatch LOST

The first official look at the Google Pixel 9 Pro is here, and it seems all the leaks were accurate: androidpolice.com/google-pixel-9…

Be careful he may drop it because it’s hot

Great news for people who always brought a sick note to PE. Our Olympic games start tomorrow night on BBC 2

So close to a Haiku

The AP pod strikes again with James Peckham on board: 9️⃣ Our big Pixel 9 reviews 🟢 Hopes for the phones' futures 🤖 Doom(?) androidpolice.com/pixel-9-pro-xl…

is this anything?

this is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen