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As Daddy Daughters Days go, that was Top One. If we'd had a pound for every time a Palace fan of a certain age said to my girls: "You don't know how lucky you are!", we'd have got a helicopter home. They are, of course, absolutely right. Scenes. Dean Henderson Fan Club #cpfc ❤️💙

Every chat with Palace fans on the way home: "What a day" "Memories for life" (pause) "How did Dean Henderson not win Player Of The Match?" #CPFC ❤️💙🦅

Special shout to Jefferson Lerma yesterday. Came on and sprayed it about like a new bottle of Joop. ❤️💙 #cpfc Jefferson Lerma appreciation post 🦅

Delighted to have set a new record yesterday for "most failed attempts at starting chants". Just some of the numbers I tried only to be - rightfully - met with silence: "We are so proud of you" "England's No1" "Kamada" - to the tune of Houdini (ambitious) We go again #CPFC ❤️💙

Bonus episode of the Always Be Comedy podcast is out now and it's with the great Jen Brister! We chat Jen's upcoming Reactive tour, bad dramatized stand-up on telly, the "secret" to Jen's viral hits & much more. Available everywhere you get podcasts: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast 🩷💛

As a fan of both Crystal Palace and SNL (and, indeed, Ego and Ebs) this is MIND-BLOWING INTEL. #CPFC ❤️💙 (love Molly Shannon doing her best miffed Guardiola too. The prat (Pep. Not Molly. Obviously))

Happy Camille Ucan on the Always Be Comedy podcast day! We chat theatre, SketCo, forgetting props, UK SNL (of course) and so much more, this one is a banger. Available everywhere you get podcasts: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast 🩷💛

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Picking Jordan Henderson over Adam Wharton. Egads. Tempted to tag the police and report it as a crime. #cpfc ❤️💙

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning is essentially three hours of the other characters saying: "Ethan, you crazy son of a bitch"

Thursday 12 June. Rachel Fairburn, Fin Taylor, Jin-Hao Li. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛

Arsenal Women being absolutely khazied staggering on to the team coach live on Sky Sports News is pure box office.

Premier League champions recognise FA Cup winners. Touch of class, Liverpool FC 👏 #CPFC

Episode 117 of the Always Be Comedy Podcast is out now with Josh Jones! We talk the new tour, find out his dream comedy gig and talk wrestling, writing plays and listening to Susan Boyle. Available everywhere you get podcasts! 🩷💛

Tonight! Some late returns for the previously very sold out: Ahir Shah, Sarah Kendall, "Not Very" Special Guest (his words!), MC James Gill. 8pm start. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛

Jumping Wednesday night. Ahir Shah, Sarah Kendall, James Gill, Joe Wilkinson. Belting crowd. Huge thanks to super Adam Benjamin. 🩷💛

Team photo (left to right): Kevin Bridges. James Gill. Joanne McNally, Joe Wilkinson, just-out-of-shot Gbemi Oladipo. Belting Friday night Always Be Comedy crowd. Huge thanks to super Adam Benjamin. 🩷💛 So many more shows at our site. 👍

"If that's not entertainment, I don't know what is"

Bonus episode of the Always Be Comedy podcast is out now and it's with the great Amy Annette. We chat Amy's new show Busy Body (Edinburgh run on sale now!), Hollywood's Golden Age (and who of today's stars cut the mustard), getting telly made & much more. alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast