Thoroughly enjoying the trolling

it is honestly so fucking funny to me that they've built their entire existence around the one voter group that has been lavished beyond compare for the last 15 years and still thinks the government has got it in for them specifically

The British public needs to know whether the Pasta Child talks in an Italian accent.

Once again begging some of you to get out of your bubbles for a bit

Spiking low-level crime (theft, vandalism) has brought a sense of lawlessness that’s distressing communities everywhere

If you asked what’s needed as a *first step* from a new govt, millions would mention this.

sorry but, from the bottom of my heart: lmao

Dear Labour MPs. It would be really, really funny if, in the moments leading up to PMQs, you all go 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh' whenever a Tory MP walks into the chamber, then 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhh' as they take their seat.

Unparliamentary? Sure. But funny.

The 'significant harm' to Hoxton Street now nearing completion.

Had to time a haircut to land pre-holiday (obviously) but I really did get all my timings wrong and it’s now been eight and a half weeks! since I last had a chop. Absolutely gasping to go to the barbers on Wednesday. Might as well start queuing outside.

6th place 🇮🇪
Our best result in almost 30 years.

CUNTRY Ray we have loved you from the moment you came into the Eurovision world.

You are amazing — you have been so strong when so much has been thrown at you.

What a fantastic representative. On behalf of all Irish fans,

TWO NONBINARY LEGENDS BOTH SLAYING IN EUROVISION I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Fantastic winner. Eurovision was saved by the skin of its teeth tonight. Changes needed. See you in Zürich #Eurovision

To think some of you wanted to get rid of the juries this time last year 😂 #Eurovision

An upset. Of the right kind. Absolutely delighted for them 🇨🇭 #Eurovision

🇮🇱 Israel's 271 points difference between its jury and public score is the biggest disparity for any entry since the voting system changed in 2016. #Eurovision

UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE