somebody really needs to sit me down and explain to me why Kim Kardashian is famous

“Boring Bob: Went to tie my shoe lace and then realised they were crocs Big Myst that's so you

I don't want to learn karate but I really need a new belt

“@VeryRudeTweets: If they still keep track of the small amounts of money you owe them, they're not your real bros @LukeHunt2490 #notfriends

Bob Skinstad = Cotton from Dodgeball

I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states if you know what I'm saying

You were drag racing in a Prius??? I don't win a lot

They're going to ban alcohol adverts? Why? Castle ads are the last place Bafana is still winning matches. #sad

Sexist jokes are wrong and people need to stop post......Sorry, that was my girlfriend, I left my laptop in the kitchen again

Sbu asked why my hand shaking like one druggie. I reckon 3 months ekse! 3 months I never cut a ribbon skeem I got withdrawals.

Bafana Bafana are ranked about 2 290th in World football, but when they were allowed to participate in 2010 WC, SASCOC didn't stop them...

Stellenbosch. Something big is coming your way next month...

Religion is the opium of the people