It’s kinda cute all the gays have been branded by our monkeypox shots. Like a red blotch on your forearm is the new right ear piercing.

I love that Taylor Swift is the new Da Vinci Code

Caleb...sweetie... Stream #GoodSex on #discoveryplus.

I feel so luxurious under a ceiling fan

😌😌😌🥹😌😌

Where are yew? And I’m so sorrrrry

She said “sorry 🤷‍♀️”

I’m gonna listen to the whole album but can someone give me a quick tldr on if Taylor Swift is confirmed gay or not?

Incredibly sweet of tswift to release the new album to cheer up Liz Truss 🥹

What do y’all use as a squatty potty when you’re traveling?

Not the BeReal

I’m truly just trying to lay lol

This is one #BeanedUp baddie La Colombe Coffee

I did a… certain tweet two weeks ago. Something about insulin. You probably saw it. Anyway, here’s why I did it:

“Obsessed with my new NYC apartment”

As a gay person, this is my everything

Time to celebrate!

Can the apocalypse be just one big event that ends it all or do we have to keep going little by little?

I can’t believe I have to eat an entire live turkey today

What’s the Scientology holiday during this time of year?