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Jakey Emmert

@jakeyin612

“local comedian” for 10 years, writer, amateur astrologist, general annoyance to all

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linkhttps://tinyurl.com/yxfofqwh calendar_today22-01-2009 00:28:51

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do you ever feel so ugly and hideous and disconnected from your body it basically feels like a humiliation ritual to go out in public

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An astounding 34" of snow in Hovland along the North Shore east of Grand Marais! 24.5" at Lutsen. Heavy snow bands rake parts of the Twin Cities. Latest storm update here. mprnews.org/story/2026/02/…

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Heads up for the morning commute, Winter Weather Advisory expanded until 8AM. Additional snow accumulation up to an inch. Morning commute in the metro will be impacted.

Heads up for the morning commute, Winter Weather Advisory expanded until 8AM. Additional snow accumulation up to an inch. Morning commute in the metro will be impacted.
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Oh I am almost 40 and begging family members for money and failing at my navigation of friend dynamics so life is fine. Oh I do love a boy with a sleeper build who is just as clingy as I am but never at the same time

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Context makes this even better: -At the top of the hour, Steph came out to cut a screeching promo against her No Way Out opponent, Trish Stratus -Stone Cold comes out instead -Stone Cold and HHH have been banned from touching each other until No Way Out

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I get so close to knocking on the door of happiness, forgetting I have to grab something, and when I run back it’s locked