Well you haven’t reached 9 years today then have you

Remember when Mahomes lost and instead of congratulating Josh, he complained about the refs to him and stormed away

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Harry Kane only needs to score 1 more goal to reach the same amount of goals (26) as Vinicius in the 2023/24 season, of which people stated he was robbed from the Ballon d'Or. We are 2 months into the new season.

Talked to Zohran about the van persie red against barca and 4-4 st James park. He’s one of us

Inferior copper you say? 🤔

Managers in April 2002: Everton: David Moyes Cheltenham: Steve Cotterill Celtic: Martin O’Neill Managers today: Everton: David Moyes Cheltenham: Steve Cotterill Celtic: Martin O’Neill

Just realised what this reminds me of – Frank Lampard on 9/11

He looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric’s character can see.

My grandmother was from Italy and my grandfather from Belarus. Where would you deport me? Is there some kind of test? Would I get any choice in the matter, or would you measure my skull?

First look at ‘THE NIGHT MANAGER’ Season 2, starring Tom Hiddleston and Olivia Colman. (Source: vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…)

Filthy

Someone asked me to describe my teaching style and I said, “It’s the Socratic method as performed by Larry David.”

If Aaron Rodgers cloned an animal this app would burn to the ground

Been seeing this list going around, but it's honestly not great. Here's a better list of nine books that will teach you more than three years of university.

That was, hands down, by far the best performance any team has shown in the Champions League this season and one of the best the last years as well. Bayern completely dominated PSG the first half and should’ve been 3-0 or 4-0 up. In the second half they were clever enough to

Cuomo has now conceded more times than Arsenal have since the 30th September

Boo

Nottingham Forest has donated £10,000 to Stephen Crean’s Just Giving Page at the request of Evangelos Marinakis. As well as a complimentary Season ticket for next season, the club have invited him to fly with the squad on a private charter to a Europa League fixture, to stay at

FIFA president Gianni Infantino will award this new 'peace prize' before the World Cup draw on Dec 5 in Washington DC, and will obviously will give it to Donald Trump. Taking it to another level here...

My eyes have rolled out of my head.