White uncles on Thanksgiving after three bud heavys:

One of the best things about sports is their incredible ability to teach lessons about life to people of all ages. For example, the world is unjust and the rules are different for those with more money.

Double XP Creed weekend starts now. Every Creed stream, every Bud Heavy drank, and every minute spent mad chilling in a garage counts as double until Monday.

stay strong, Shinji, don’t let them get you down

Merry Christmas to all and I would like to reminds everyone once again that real vanilla extract has the same alcohol content as vodka and is legal for minors to buy. Happy Holidays and drink up kids!

My grandpa keeps naming female billionaires and their net worths with no explanation as to why he went down this road. So far a Christmas for the books.

Upon further reflection this morning after last night I will be doing a dry January, no further questions at this time.

Found with old photos, my dad from the top rope with the hostage letter rizz.

in the orgy padding my stats during garbage time

Hello old friend

floridians should have to bow and press their foreheads to the ground when anyone from an actual state walks past them.

Saw two separate stray cats on my walk home from the bar tonight, my cup truly runneth over

Moving to Portland soon and found one of the most heinous apartments while searching online. They advertised on their website that they have hardwood floors.

I was created in a lab to never forget 9/11 better and harder than everyone else.

No idea what happened with my algorithm, but I've been getting Instagram reels using family guy characters to explain the Islamic concept of not using the N word.

Big Beautiful Bill was a line cook I worked with who hit on 16 year old servers.