My sister asked me to unscrew a squash bottle. I struggle but managed. When I handed it back I said "corr they have screwed them extra tight for that corona!" My sister: "Really?!" #StuffMySisterSays #CoronavirusLockdown #speechless #FF

Yo Devin Haney i think you are on track mate. Congrats on the win. #haneykambosos

Give it to Big Sam till end of the season. #BorisJohnson

Man United not taking no for answer. We have a few players at United that don’t understand consent so it’s quite on form that. #Ronaldo #Greenwood #MUFC

We are the Watford Football Club of world politics. Bring back Thatcher. #LiztrussResign #UKPolitics

Russia have more political stability than us. Putin for PM. #Putin #LiztrussResign #UkraineRussianWar

#EasterWeekend2018 #EasterSunday

Been in the sun for 15 minutes and am already burning up.

In such awe of Childish Gambino. Great actor, musician and comedian. #ThisIsAmerica

Russia don't qualify for #eurovision meaning that the eurovision voting system is harder to hack than the US election and brexit referendum.

If Israel wins then I'm boycotting it. #Eurovision

Uber driver last night: "car insurance people are pricks, charging too much" *5 min later after he finishes the rant* "So what do you do for a living Jake?" Me: "I work in insurance..." 1 star for both.

Really hope South Park do another Royal Wedding episode parody. #RoyalWedding

Henry VIII sentenced his second wife - Anne Boylen to be executed on this day in 1536. #RoyalWedding #JustifyingMyHistoryDegree

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As much as I hate Josh Warrington, walking out to "I Predict A Riot" live is pretty class. #SelbyWarrington

INOUEEEEE! FUCK! #andthenew #Inoue