Jazz Paul wanna run 2 u

Getting genuinely emotional talking to my pal about how much I love pubs. Proper culture. Proper people.

To #LIVE , is to fly

Will be visiting 10 different pubs today. The grind simply doesn’t stop.

Do you remember Princess Diana's heroic defending?

We are fucking #LIVE babi

Going to Henley-On-Thames for the weekend and I’ll be taking the gaff right over #HenleyOnNotice

1) they are not 2) good, you are not desired here

That’s not the point of the sign but honestly tweets like this make us thrilled you won’t be coming into the boozer. Please go to your shit comedy nights where you nurse a drink for 3 hours and shut the fuck up

Shite pints but we move

Vampire Weekend getting out of this group. My hands, they shake. My blood, it boils.

Might step out into town for a few #Thursday jars this evening

Crap. Chuck them away

Without a doubt one of the most pleasing words to say aloud. Just simply a fact.

Banger

I think that’s class.

Asian Marge Simpson:

Just watched Poor Things. Very good. Occasionally annoying #JakeSeeReviews

Love these Sundays when there’s no football on. Gunna knock up a VERY tasty dinner and contemplate the eventual eradication of myself from this existence