Would just like to take this opportunity, to let all my followers know, I’ve landed safely in Denmark 🇳🇴. Prost!

Just proper took over the Danish Lidl. See is here, to SHAG your birds and DRINK your beer

For those who doubt, here is no evidence

The most important episode of the US office is the snowball one. Jim gets it put back on him ONCE and fucking shits his pants. Serial fucking loser

Getting ready to hassle single mums @ the Neil Young gig 2NITE #LIVE

Stella, Estrella, Staropramen, CUM

Me when Povetkin KO’d Whyte

Flight in a few hours. Extremely windy. Got to fly through a thunderstorm. Could be the end of #See 🤞🏻

Just fuck off

Going to see Gang of Four with someone, and all I’ll say is, he STILL wants to know if anyone is sucking Willy 2NITE

Studiously weaving my fingers around my chin, reclining into intense contemplation, weighing up all of the precise criterion to decide whether I’ll be stepping into town for a few jars tonight 🤔

A stressful thing to decide on. Not in order by the way

Fucking plastic cup!!!!! #LIVE

Fair play for knowing absolutely fuck all about France or its history

Going on a stag do to Brighton tomorrow and it’s slowly just occurring to the rest of them that these 16 men will be spending the last weekend of pride month in the gay capital of Europe.