Dear sweet mother of god what a hit

Right now, millions of people are finding out you can become a magistrate judge in many states WITHOUT being a licensed lawyer — Teresa Stokes never passed the bar exam — fully empowered to let repeat criminal offenders roam the streets to murder innocents. Utter lunacy.

Anthony Rizzo is in the building and he just crushed a beer on the jumbotron

Holy shit

The Left is the party of murder

EXTEND THIS MAN YESTERDAY

THE BOYS HAVE ARRIVED 🇺🇸

Hey Ryder Cup Europe, Im having a Ryder Cup party this evening on the 9th green at 9 over at Bethpage Black. Would love to see you guys there. Please dress nice and bring an appetizer. Thanks.

🇺🇸 U.S. Captain Keegan Bradley is running up the fairway on 18 with an American flag firing up fans. (Via: Hugh Kellenberger) KEEGS ARMY

Aaron Judge YOU are the MVP. Simple as that.

I don't think this stat is getting enough attention: Aaron Judge is going to be the 3rd player in MLB history to hit 50 or more homers and win a batting title. The others: Mickey Mantle (1956) and Jimmie Foxx (1938).

“I think it’s a no-doubt MVP… Seeing him up close for the last two months, it’s no doubt in my mind.” -Ryan McMahon on Aaron Judge

Baseball is full of change. Our goal remains the same. #RepBX

I understand Crochet dominates lefties and this is better defense but sitting two of your best hitters in Rice and Jazz feels like a classic case of overthinking

I don’t give a damn how good Crochet is… I miss the days where you won or lost with your best players. No reason Ben Rice and Jazz Chisholm Jr. shouldn’t be in that lineup. Nobody would’ve said “we should’ve started Rosario over Jazz” if the Yankees lost.

"I definitely exerted a lot of energy trying to get out of that, but I definitely had enough in the tank for whatever the team needed" - Max Fried

Look what happens when the Yankees start Ben Rice

CAM. SCHLITTLER.

Zach McKinstry takes home the utility Silver Slugger. Here’s how he lined up against Ben Rice: HR: Rice R: Rice RBI: Rice BB%: Rice K%: Rice ISO: Rice AVG: McKinstry (by .004) OBP: Rice SLG: Rice OPS: Rice wOBA: Rice xwOBA: Rice wRC+: Rice Utter robbery.