[High Performance Podcast] Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list? Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

Michael O’Sullivan :( fucking gutting man

Underway in Reading ⏱️

Sorry, has he landed that on the Monopoly Casino app?

Hi Grok based on my tweets, which public figure do I remind you of?

116-112 for Eubank is an absolute farce.

You’ll never sing that

Shite player anyway

Champions: Liverpool Top 4: Arsenal, Chelsea, City Surprising team: Everton Biggest disappointment: Sunderland Relegated teams: Sunderland, Leeds, Burnley POTY: Declan Rice YPOTY: Ekitike Breakthrough player: Freddie Potts Flop of the season: Kudus

Terrence Crawford 👏

Will Will Still Still have a job in the morning?

No phones in the barber chair please. That's a time for reflection. Meet yourself in the centre of the ring. Don't shy away, surrender yourself to it

I walked out of Marty Supreme and went straight to Uniqlo and bought wide pleated trousers that’s how good it is

How bad must Paqueta have been