Single the mayo, wya? 🌯🤪🍸🇲🇽

Are you guys still breaking up with people over text messages ?

Idk man, I think you deserve somebody who eats the booty like groceries🛒🍑

Is kissing the homies gay?😟

Booty pics improve a mans heart health, decrease symptoms of depression, and are proven good for the soul.🤷🏻‍♂️

Feeling radical optimistic DUA LIPA 🦈

That little fart noise you made just means you had a good time🍑🫧

The problem isn't your “friends” not showing up and supporting you. The real issue is YOU keep calling them your friends.

If u want to dm me please act like we're already friends and be chaotic bc I cannot keep “hey how are you” conversations🥱

Whoever is reading this, wish you a life full of warmth, happiness & love. I hope you’re okay & if you aren’t now, you will be 🫶🏼

She sounds so fkn amazing DUA LIPA😍😍😍😍🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 open.spotify.com/track/1DiVt4mP…

Being homophobic is kinda gay cuz you letting a gay guy control your emotions like he your boyfriend

My kind of funny guy

It’s still cool to be in a monogamous relationship, don’t let them sell it to you like it’s just a one of way deal

You don’t trust that someone’s never going to betray you, you just trust that you’ll be able to handle it if they do

Going to bed reading your tweets like

Good morning, hope you slept well⛅️🫶🏼

If my mouth don’t say it, my face definitely will. 😂👋🏼

I can feel myself more slutty & powerful as the temperature rises⛅️☀️

If I text you back fast its not because I’m thirsty, it’s because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit, is childish