waddafuk

Hinge match stopped responding 😪🔫

$50 for one skewer this skewer better give me a footjob

$4 for an egg I might as well kill myself

My lawyer’s Jewish, my doctor’s Chinese, and my legit checker is autistic

I like the smaller ones the big ones hurt my jaw

I need 2hollis and Gracie abrhams to have a baby

Why is every JFK <-> SFO flight always full

The issue with sf parties or events is that people aren’t willing to spend money. They’re all so cheap, and won’t contribute to what makes an event great.

Have fun at the house party with a million dudes, I’ll be at frost children

Sometimes I stay up at night thinking about the faker vs dopa goat debate

Who put my email on the SHEIN mailing list

Fix your servers AXS

MY JEANS ARE NOT SKINNY I JUST HAVE A REALLY TINY WAIST AND A MASSIVE ASS

Compete with me on Agona 🤘 agona.onelink.me/vQYe?deep_link…

the goal is a ton of money and champagne problems

Since it's clear you guys love free stuff... We have a small arsenal of stuff related to a certain Sentry product to give away 👀 To win, you must: - follow Sentry - retweet this post - reply with the answer to this riddle: I’m an AI-powered code psychic, here to warn you

o/ I am looking for opportunities in the web/js reverse engineering, obfuscation, bot detection space. feel free to dm (even if it’s just to informally chat)

I need a workout buddy in sf

When you don’t have revenue you start bragging about GitHub stars