One time when I was 19 and drunk I wrote and underlined my first name with pee in the snow and then took a picture of it. Most days im glad I grew out of doin dumb shit like that, but some days I miss the joy I felt when I took that picture lmao.

Wow some people take Columbus day pretty seriously.

I unfollowed Leo.

It’s sad that our dogs are with us for such a short period of time yet assholes annoy us for decades.

I hate going to the bar because I can never remember leaving the fucker anymore. I used to be able to drink for 3 days straight. These days I'm blank by midnight and waking up in my sister's driveway wondering if I made an ass of myself. Getting old sucks.

This new wave of repetitive, unfunny rez humor is the worst part of people being quarantined. Its the same 3 jokes made by 1000 different people every day.

It might be an unpopular opinion but I wholeheartedly believe Keith Whitley is better than George Strait.

I sure would have liked to have been invited to the meeting where my body decided I need to go to bed at 8:30 every evening. I'm only 25, I shouldn't be sleeping on old-timer hours yet, but I have been for a while. I don't want to be old yet.

God damnit I forgot to wash my pants.

Canned peas are better than fresh peas and that's a fact.

In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people. You can wear one to Aldi.

I've been laughing at this all day.

Bob's Steakhouse is just a big ball of sadness tonight 😂😂

We should all bark at each other today in memory of DMX

It sure seems like diesel burns faster when it costs $5 a gallon

I hate how I cant remember specific years anymore. Theres been a few bad winters in the past 10 years but I dont recall if it was 2017? 2018? 2011? 2012? It bugs me that i dont have a Delbert Longbrake memory 😂

How it started How it’s Going

Just got a lil p-u-s-s-y 😎

“Dad, what was it like watching Tucker Kraft’s first career NFL touchdown?”