i’m not a person you should put on speaker phone

Shit or get off the pot

Can’t gas light a gas lighter

Death is random..Incase I'm not here tomorrow, fuck all y’all

Trash attracts Trash like crazy attracts crazy

Momma said stay away from bitches

Fuck

I’m tempted to just move my tinder location to Australia at this point…

If you don’t fw Dexter and The Moonrocks then fuck you

Sum bout pissin bitches off makes me feel good

Girls can swallow yo nut but not the truth

this world has gone soft...

I miss the days when the hoes didn’t have kids

We could solve world peace if people didn’t block the diesel pump with your car.

Sand in your pants ? Fuck dude

Biden: “You ain’t Black!” Black Democrat voters: “WE LOVE YOU!” Biden: “You’re too stupid to use the internet to find where you can get an ID.” Black Democrat voters: “WE STILL LOVE YOU!” Hochul: “You don’t know what a computer is…” Black Democrat voters: “WE LOVE YOU TOO,

You know who else wore a brown uniform? I’m literally shaking