Does this thing even work still?

::knits his brow:: Renesmee Cullen Really? Isn't he a little old for you?

::fake throws up:: Renesmee Cullen No, but there has to be someone who isn't old enough to be my dad you like.

::eyes go wide:: Renesmee Cullen From what movie?

::looks at Renesmee Cullen knowingly and not approving, but ignores it:: Step Up, huh? That's a cool movie.

::laughs:: Renesmee Cullen Sure, if it makes you feel better about the new arrangement.

::walks down the beach towards the fire, a two liter to Cherry Coke in one hand and a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos in the other::

::nods at the pack and Kimberly Connweller and smiles when he sees Renesmee Cullen:: Hey everyone!

::lifts Renesmee Cullen up against his chest and continues to walk towards the fire:: How's my favorite girl?

::bumps into Embry Call's shoulder with his own since his hands are full:: Not much chicken butt. ::laughs:: You?

::leans down and gives Jared a shoulder to his gut as he runs to greet him:: Relax man. ::laughs and smiles at Kimberly Connweller:: Hi Kim!

@SeattleWillow Hey Cuz! ::looks between her and Renesmee Cullen:: Sky diving? ::eyes go wide::

::looks at Renesmee Cullen and @SeattleWillow skeptically:: A tunnel? How is that sky diving? There is no sky or diving.

::laughs:: Seth Clearwater Always the pack mother.

::smiles:: Renesmee Cullen Great. ::gets up and gives you a hug:: I need to head out for patrol. I'll talk to you later.

::waives to everyone:: I'm heading out for my shift. It was great hanging. Don't have too much fun without me.

Guess who will be out patrolling tomorrow and tweeting about it. This BAMFW!

The only things better than OJ is bacon and kale.

The best Orlando Jones is Orlando Jones. You should follow him... It's for a good cause, or so I hear.

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