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Jacob Ginsberg

@jacobginsberg1

Writer, tutor, bird guy. MFA @TempleMFAinCW. Work in @jmwwjournal, @svjlit, @havehadhavehad, and other cool journals. He/Him.

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5 mil impressions of an OSPREY mislabeled as an eagle this offends me deeply as a birder and an American and all the top replies are just other content farmers this website is cooked

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The good thing about likes being private is now if an onlyfans bot likes one of my posts it just looks like a real human being appreciates my content

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Yeah humans impact the climate but not THAT way cmon greenhouse effect that’s just nonsense — they do it with crazy government weather hurricane machines built by Jews

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Instead of buying Canada I propose we simply force them to take the bad states, starting with the heavily irradiated swath of the northeast. I’m thinking Maine, most of Vermont and New Hampshire, and the top of New York.

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DEI is dead. The new best practice is to be SO committed to meritocracy that you make sure to interview a wide set of candidates for positions, even if those candidates don’t look like the people you’d typically consider, to be sure to get the best person

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My friend invited me to a screening of Blade Runner and I hit his pen too hard, to the point I think I’m maybe a replicant, then he went home to poop with like an hour left in the movie and abandoned me wondering if everyone else could tell I couldn’t figure out how to sit normal

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Entered a stall on campus to find someone prepared for absolute horror in here. My guy is shitting on a level I can’t even fathom. Note he blocked the auto flush. Obviously I backed away and left the seat for whoever adorned it. Godspeed brother

Entered a stall on campus to find someone prepared for absolute horror in here. My guy is shitting on a level I can’t even fathom. Note he blocked the auto flush. Obviously I backed away and left the seat for whoever adorned it. Godspeed brother