#CelebrityMasterChef just sayin

Did grace just say something about a huge dildo? #masterchef

Reece shearsmith? #MaskedSinger

Just out of curiosity- did anyone else pick up Harriet saying she’s a published crime writer?could easily have missed that #thetraitors

Trying to enjoy #Winterwatch but a child presenter telling me about ohers (otters) an speakin loike vis, really make it unwatchable - where’s Megan?

Sara pascoe is still very very FIT #Taskmasterclass

Hmmm twas still a load of bollocks #TheTraitors

Hmmmm Georgina really cannot close her gob #TheApprentice

I think Georgina is dooooooomed #TheApprentice

Georgina really isn’t very likeable, over powering and odd #TheApprentice

This is a touch watch- and I like the presenter and 2 guests in their other lives.. but tough tough watch #TheApprentice:unfinished

My stress levels at work nearly blew my feckin mind… then got home and addition shite stressed me out from 4pm, solved at 6pm.. through the roof at 830pm subsided 930.. with proper problems that sadly i get HUGE anxiety over. Intrusive thoughts and anxiety are/is a cunt

Pizza they would share it that’s cheapest #The1PercentClub

When you realise Pizza Express Slough isn’t on the route home

#dragonsden Why’s this Tiny guy on??? Has basically said nuthin. Who is he??

hmmmm well this is really awkward to ward, not Ricky Gervais is it, oh dear #bafta

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I would hang that on my wall

When will Kieran realise he’s only been kept in cos he’s a slimy pillock #TheApprentice

Are those lips supposed to look like that? Is that what people pay for and is it attractive?? #handcuffed