Paramount handed Trump a $16 million check b/c 60 Minutes edited an interview w/Kamala Harris but they do the same thing for him & it's crickets. He gets to play by his own special set of rules but when we point this out, reporters tell us we don't understand how journalism works

Gilroy calls Syril a “tragic” figure and in the ancient Greek drama sense this is exactly it : he has his moment of recognition (“anagnorisis”) of how wrong and deluded he has been but it’s far too late for any redemption. Authoritarianism eats its own children…

We’ve essentially watched as the slave states, and children of the confederacy, have slowly and surely dismantled the union, civil rights and the constitution.

This reminds me of the time Southwest Airlines oversold our flight and put 2 of my kids on standby. Then they asked for volunteers to give up their spots for $2500 each, so we accepted their offer. After the flight left without us, they claimed that they never should have made

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

Farmers: I don’t want the government telling me what to do on my land, interfering with my private property rights. Also farmers:

Just finished Revolutionary Suicide by Huey P Newton and I am fucking sobbing

Norman Rockwell painting "Southern Justice (Murder in Mississippi)." It depicts the final moments in the lives of James Chaney, Andrew Goodman and Michael Schwerner, three civil rights workers killed by members of the Ku Klux Klan over 50 years ago for registering people to vote.

Not Grayson They clearly didn’t read the ancient texts…

We don’t have Hoovervilles today because these days they just arrest you for having the audacity to be homeless or camping.

If you try powerscaling Earth Defense Force, you'll have a brain aneurysm and die.

He focuses on spending his money making black history documentaries and communist history docs. Its crazy cause he doesn't make any money from it. 4K-100K views is nothing. He actually just made a decent ho chi minh doc last year I watched yesterday

not to be that annoying person, but david byrne is right about all this

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

As great as the “pricks” line is, the best part by far to me is, “I’m not an expert on this, I didn’t even know it was a golf course, I hadn’t driven by.” Waited a full minute after the slight to throw the “last time I drove by” comment back at him.

This is one of those strips that seared itself into my head

thanks to everyone who read this piece and thanks to tony gilroy and diego luna and everyone else who made some important, unforgettable television vulture.com/article/andor-…

I know it’s the lowest hanging fruit in the world to quote King’s Letter From A Birmingham Jail, but lol