So his full name is Anthony The Tiger? Great.

Seconded!

I’m tired of apps asking me to rate them. These apps are designed so I can make sure other people like ME. Not you. This is not about you. Ugh. Remind me later. #empathy

Me: *notices how expensive flights are* Me: *wonders how much it would cost to overnight something roughly my weight*

“Can’t you tell from the saxophone that this is a sexy song?” - @brooklyn_isla #ShesNotWrong

Good Will Hunting.

**Overheard while making grilled cheese** “Who doesn’t eat a little pasta snack before their pineapple snack before their lunch...” -@brooklyn_isla

“Excuse my future typos. My screen is wet with tears...” - @brooklyn_isla #Poetry?

“If driving around in circles was a sport my grandma Ruth would have gotten a gold medal years ago!” - @brooklyn_isla #QuarantineQuotes

i made some slight adjustments to tucker carlson’s monologue about protesters

This!

I officially challenge Ted Cruz to a wrestling match. This is a standing challenge that will last as long as the two of us are both still alive. It’s 100% real, I’m not joking. Anytime, anywhere. Gonna suplex the hell out of his zodiac ass.

“...she goes to another school”

It took a pandemic and people trying to stop others from talking about the pandemic by changing the subject...for people to start caring about human trafficking. Welcome to the table. But remember that you can care, and talk, about BOTH! They are not mutually exclusive issues

FINALLY.

Coming Home (Living Room Sessions) instagram.com/tv/CIdz6h7B5Jf… #ComingHome #LivingRoomSessions

“Flat-bottom shells you make my taco world go ‘round!” - Brooke And that, fellow humans, is how you know you’ve found the one. #TacoNight #SuperBowl