CYCLONE STATE!!!!!!

Is Tim Brando the most clueless announcer of all time? People are asking.

Georgios ❤️

Merry Christmas, everyone. We made it.

Raising our kids right. Roll clones.

We always talk about turkeys getting pardoned, but we never talk about how this necessitates multiple turkeys each year first being convicted of a crime - a prerequisite for a pardon. I’ve got questions.

The fact that my Spotify Wrapped isn’t exclusively “Soothing White Noise for Infants” is shocking

“Dad, to break up the monotony of cookies and milk, I’d like to leave out Busch Light and deer sticks for Santa. I guess we can also leave a Little Debbie so he doesn’t get too confused.” - Oliver, my four month old (who definitely talks & came up with this idea on his own)

I would turn my law degree in to be a pop tart mascot so dam fast. #PopTartBowl

Some people never put in hundreds of hours playing Backyard Baseball on the family computer growing up and it shows.

My 5 m/o at 2:00, 3:30, 4:00, and 5:00 am: *wide awake, ready to party* My 5 m/o at 7:00 when it’s actually time to get up:

I need one of those shitty fisheye lens cameras that they use to livestream baby zoo animals mounted on a foul pole at the Twins facility in Ft. Meyers so I can wistfully watch pitchers and catchers report today

*Girl Scouts selling cookies after church* “Six dollars a box, or I’ve got a deal… Five for thirty bucks.” Not sure if she was bad at math or a little entrepreneur trying to pull a fast one, but either way, I respect the hustle and am now five boxes of cookies richer.

This is the content I’m here for

Yes sir David Montgomery 🫡

The k state mascot is just my runescape outfit from 2007

*Going through TSA* “Alright, is EVERYTHING out of your pockets?” Tom: “Yes.” *Goes through, turns around to see Tom being aggressively frisked by security who then pull things out of three of his pockets*

Taking personal offense at, “he’s like a mini Jimmer Fredette, for you old timers.” Brent Blum

Has Jerome Tang thought about sending an assistant or a manager to try and sneak intel from the other team? Maybe like spy on their huddle or something like that? Might be worth looking in to.