1–5, 10, 11, 14, 15

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mark my words, iOS 19 will include the Cydia app

me learning that a lot of my heroes were leading insanely troubling double lives for decades

When I was a kid, Chipotle was $6 This generation is soft.

I would've done this for as low as $8m

bought a small portable blender this week and have been making so many smoothies on-the-go. it's been a real thrill no outlets nearby? power outage? this dream can't be held down by cords, you fools

So proud of Justin, George, and others who came forward for this. Grateful for Judy and her work. These stories are devastating, but important. I’m a wreck today after reading the extent of the abuse that took place in a place I thought was safe — justice is overdue and these

it’s 1am so I’m having poorly-timed intrusive thoughts about the founder of the Celestial Seasonings tea company who was 1,000% in a dark New Age pseudo-Christian cult with weirdly racist, pro-eugenics beliefs when he invented Sleepytime tea, which I just had a mug of because …

What the heck.....? Am I hallucinating???

me logging on at the end of a long work day to find all the drama y’all started here today

Just read this all the way through and it’s a real day-ruiner

well yes, LinkedIn … in more ways than one.

my only problem with the Kansas City restaurant scene is that we have zero Irish pubs dating back to the 10th century

Whoever Ken is, Mike has had enough and called him out specifically. Amazing.

People are roasting Butker’s pants in the replies here, but I think he dressed appropriately (for a turn-of-the-century circus performer attending a clown convention)