Good night, so long, and I’ll be back on Pascha

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the book 'Infinite Jest'.

“Knock knock Uber..*cough*..eats”

“Oh I didn’t order any food”

“Sorry forgive my tren cough, ehem, Ubermensch eats”

“What?”

“Give me food I am hungry”

“B-but-“

“Do you have any carrots?”

My Japanese wife pronounces it 'Fright attendant'.

I think I just saw a herobrine

Girls don’t talk to me

I really want to say I work in Quantico

I'm using my imagination to do very bad things in my head to the inventor of speed bumps

Little friend

I love church

I already have my BCG and CH

My buddy is offering to sell me his DD MK18 upper for $500

Katamari Damascene

A moe anime girl implies the existance of a curley and a larry anime girl. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

I have so much fun CQB clearing rooms in Insurgency

Gnome gang call that Three’ 6” Mafia