I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

The Vice President is abroad campaigning for a dictator. The President is threatening to wipe out an entire civilization. Congress is on recess. This is a total collapse of American moral leadership — at a historic scale.

We’ve been at war for over 5 weeks. We’ve lost over a dozen service members, killed countless innocent civilians, spent at least $13 billion, pulled armaments from around the world undermining our national security, and spiked the global economy because Bibi wanted us to fight a

Dear U.S. Department of Justice: Here is a website that lists cult recovery resources. cultrecovery101.com/recovery-links/ Please share with Acting AG Todd Blanche for the day when he decides to pull his head out from where the sun doesn’t shine and wants out of the cult. I love you too, sir.

We’ve been doing this same thing for 15 months. On tariffs, Panama Canal, Greenland, Canada, Nobel Prize, law firms, media companies, state govts, on and on. Trump makes crazy threats & ultimatums. Causes chaos. Backs down. Causes more chaos. Pointing that out isn’t provoking him

From "crazy bastards" to "economic partners" in 48 hours The crazy part is that Pam Bondi broke the law by not releasing the #EpsteinFiles

Hegseth is such a fucking joke. Completely detached from reality. America is like some belligerent dickhead who picks a fight at a bar, gets his ass kicked and then has his date stolen by the dude he attacked. Hell, even gets talked into paying a fee to watch them fuck. SAD!

With all of the self awareness of a dog licking its own asshole in the middle of a public sidewalk. - Stonekettle

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 😳

Genocide

The first picture is Heidi Klum with the daughter she had with Flavio Briatore. Flavio is one of Paolo Zampolli’s oldest friends. Flavio also dated Naomi Campbell while she was best friends with Ghislaine Maxwell. The fourth picture famously shows them with Virginia Giuffre.

This is my favorite MAGA argument because if we need to "secure" our elections to stop people from cheating........who are you saying has been cheating?

Typical Ohio GOP solving problems that don't exist

The US-Iran War Will Start Again Trump and Hegseth are going to demand Freedom of Navigation (FON) and assemble a US Navy task force to run the gauntlet of the SOH through the old TSS and defy the IRGC. A massive naval-Air battle will occur and the war will restart in

I’d place a billion $ polymarket bet that Melania set up Google alerts for herself (long ago), and she’s getting an uptick of alerts on the photos and email circulating. This upsets her to the point of narcissistic injury. No one went to her movie. Instead, she’s getting

Just ask 170 grade school girls

I was Vanky’s talent wrangler on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’. I worked around Trump’s 3 eldest and most odious kids for 6 seasons and didn’t hear them mention their mom once. My opinion was it was verbotten by Dad. They did talk a lot of shit about Mel.

Of all the things that never happened

The real Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) is thinking that a geriatric felon who dodged the draft five times and declared bankruptcy six times knows how to win a war and run an economy. Fucking idiots!

It almost looks to me as if Iran is mocking Trump. It looks to me as if Iran understands how to exploit his hyperbole. It looks to me as if Iran understands strategy and posture better than him. It looks to me as if Iran doesn't yet want to give him an exit. Trump cannot stop